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We're fighting, apparently, with one of
Xena's web sites. It's a huge battle.

— Jon Stewart on the JSEB




September 22, 2001


Back to work.

You can't just sit around depressed, not doing anything. GET OFF YOUR DUFF AND GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY NEED. (I'm talking to me, not you, gentle readers.)

I had originally written a very long and emotional e-mail, but I do not intend to send it. You know how I'm feeling, I know how you're feeling, and for those of you who may have been closer to all this than myself, I fervently hope that you have a support network of loved ones around you. I have nine cousins and many in-laws and second cousins who work and live in New Jersey, Manhattan, and Queens. They are all fine. I am very lucky. They are not so lucky (one cousin saw most of the disaster, and one of my second cousins goes to high school where many classmates have lost friends and family).

But enough about me.

Jon gave a wonderful opening statement for The Daily Show on Thursday. For those of you who missed it, I am betting that it will re-air on Monday at 9 am and 6 pm (central time). I am considering uploading a sound file. I wanted to do a transcript, but it's not really the sort of thing you want to listen to over and over. I don't think I can stomach doing a transcript. If anyone else has the heart to do that, I would gladly accept volunteers. His words were terribly important, and I think seeing them in print would be valuable. Perhaps a group of you could divide it up and do parts of it. E-mail me if you're able and willing. I think it would be a more worthwhile text to send out than much of the crap that's being forwarded around lately. (Who CARES how many elevens were in the disaster? And NO -- THE JEWS DID NOT HAVE ADVANCE NOTICE OF THE ATTACK, YOU STUPID @*%#!)

I will be doing the updates again. We need to be entertained. We need to go back to whatever normalcy we can find. Fan newsletters are tiny things in the grand scheme, but being able to focus on the tiny things is a luxury I fully intend to keep.

Take care,


Giving . . .

Red Cross:
One of the easiest ways to give is through Amazon. They are accepting donations from $1 to $100. Just go to the site and click on the link:
For amounts larger than $100:
For info on how to pay by mail or phone:

New York Firefighters 9-11 Disaster Relief Fund:
These donations go to help the families of firefighters lost in the disaster (about 300):

United Way September 11 Fund:

As some of you know, the much advertised 1-800-GIVE-LIFE phone number to schedule blood donor appointments has been continuously busy. There is now an online form available to sign up at:


Jon Events

All times Central. Not liable for emotional distress resulting from incorrect listings.

Sept 24, Mon, 9 am & 6 pm, Comedy Central -- TDS: I am hoping that Thursday's episode, the first TDS since the disaster, will be re-aired at these times. It is well worth watching.

Sept 24, Mon, 10:30 pm, HBOC -- Larry Sanders: Another List.

Oct 7, 8 pm EST, CBS -- 53rd Emmy Awards. Due to the cancellation of the original broadcast date and a planned change in the tone of the show, it is unclear whether Jon will still be presenting. More info at:

Mon to Thurs, 9 am, 6 pm, 10 pm, 12:30 am (same night) &
Fri at 9 am & 6 pm, Comedy Central -- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
See the Late Night TV Page for guests at

Movies currently airing on television:
Big Daddy -- Cinemax channels.
Office Party -- Cinemax & HBO channels.
Playing By Heart -- STARZ channels.

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