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JSEB NEWSLETTER
May 06, 2001

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Contents:

Change Cometh (or, er, Already Cameth), by Annie-Wan
Meet Chaney, by Chaney
Jon Events

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Changes Cometh (or, ER, Already Cameth)
by Annie-Wan

I am pleased to announce that Chaney has agreed to join the JSEB as Webmaster/Treasurer of Insanity. She and Nikki, our Webmaster/Dryer Lint Inspector, will ensure that the site becomes bigger, faster, and more scrumdidiliumtous than ever before.

And scrumdidiliumtous it is! We've done some revamping at the JSEB web page, and things are going very well. Indeed, we have "Naired" the stubble of old information, "plucked" the stray broken links, and "shaved" the excess data from the pages to create longer, sleeker, and utterly touchable pages. (How about that? A metaphor that talks estrogen but appeals to testosterone!) Some of the more noteworthy changes:

New articles have been added, including a transcript for Jon's recent 60 Minutes interview:
http://members.fortunecity.com/jseb/transcripts.html

Various pictures, including new ones from The Faculty, are now available:
http://members.fortunecity.com/jseb/pictures.html

We added more information on how to be a senator, who the current senators are, and what the senators do. (YES! YOU can be one too! PLEASE say you'll be one too!):
http://members.fortunecity.com/jseb/members/senators.html

We added an archives section for those of you who are interested in old material. Samples of the original web pages are located there as are retired portions of the current site:
http://members.fortunecity.com/jseb/members/archives.html

The member directory has been retired and moved to the archives. It was great while it lasted, but inaccuracies and outdated info really started to really build up. We figured you would rather have your privacy anyway.

Almost everything got moved around. If you bookmarked any pages, you'll probably have to rebookmark them. We're sorry, but progress cannot come without sacrifice.

Next newsletter: Jon's Pop Up Video Millionaire Snippets.

Annie-Wan, President
annieJS@earthlink.net

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Meet Chaney
by Chaney

JSEB Status: Webmaster/Treasurer of Insanity

Name: Chaney. Just Chaney, it's a Madonna thing.

About Me: Hyper, yet bored most of the time. Funny, yet too sarcastic to bring actual happiness to anyone. Spends way too much time obsessing over a married man. Woo!!! I'm cool!!

Personality Traits: Sadistic depressive with a smile on the inside.

Things I Like: Anything 1980s. Music, movies, anything -- you name it, I love it.

Things I Don't Like: Cheerleaders. You know the type that think they're all that and they rule and they are just so pretty and popular! Ugh! Drives me nuts!

Chaney, Webmaster/Treasurer of Insanity
NewYorkette@webtv.com

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Jon Events

All times Central. Not liable for emotional distress resulting from incorrect listings.

May 11, Fri, 6 pm, MTV -- MTV Uncensored.

May 16, Wed, 10 pm, &
May 19, Sat, 12:30 am, MTV -- 25 Lame. 2 hours.

May 21, Mon -- The Peabody awards will be presented on May 21 in Manhattan. I doubt it will be televised, but perhaps C-SPAN will be there? We'll see.

• Mon to Thurs, 9 am, 6 pm, 10 pm, 12:30 am (same night) &
• Fri at 9 am & 6 pm, Comedy Central -- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
• See the Late Night TV Page for guests at:
http://www.interbridge.com/lineups.html#DS

Movies currently airing on television (check local listings for times):
• Big Daddy -- Cinemax and HBO channels.
  (Making of Big Daddy is also airing on HBO channels.)
• Committed -- STARZ channels.
• The Faculty -- Showtime channels and The Movie Channels.
• Mixed Nuts -- Showtime channels.
• Playing By Heart -- STARZ channels
• Wishful Thinking -- The Movie Channel, Showtime channels.

All news contributed by Annie of the SSS unless otherwise noted.
Stewart Supremacist Site: http://home.earthlink.net/~jonstewart/
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