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JSEB NEWSLETTER
June 04, 2001

 

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Contents:

You're Our Only Hope, by Annie-Wan
Office Party -- A Brief Review, by Chaney
Jon Events

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You're Our Only Hope
by Annie-Wan

Yes, I know. You're supposed to say that to ME. "Help us, Annie-Wan Kenobe! You're our only hope!" And I would say, "I'm trying, I'm trying! You just can't hear me because of the stupid buns on your ears!"

Well, I reverse this request. I want you to help me. What do you want? Is the newsletter annoying? Am I annoying? Is the word annoying annoying? Is my asking you if the word annoying is annoying annoying? Would you like more poetry? (ONE person liked my 60 Minutes poem -- thanks Alex.) What would you like to see more of? What would you like to see less of? Would naked pictures of Jon Stewart wet your whistle? What exactly does wet your whistle mean, anyway? And doesn't it sound kind of dirty?

In many ways, the JSEB was more fun when it was rough and new. The site was still growing, the newsletter was exciting and fresh, and we were all driven to make Jon as famous as he deserved to be. Now, the site is pretty set, the newsletter is a little less fresh, and Jon has gotten pretty famous all by himself.

So what do we do now?

Help me, Brigade members! You're my only hope!

Annie-Wan, President
annieJS@earthlink.net

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Office Party -- A Brief Review
by Chaney

Office Party -- 13 minutes, rated TV14 (see Jon events for listings).

Office Party is a crazy trip back to a typical job after a party in 1984. A little odd at first but completely hilarious. Jon, plays your everyday pizza man. He has three parts in this film (which is excellent because IT'S ONLY THIRTEEN MINUTES LONG!). Even though it is incredibly short, I still highly suggest watching it because it is really funny and also includes Dave Attell, another member of the Daily Show.

I give this film a 8 on a scale of 1 - 10 with 10 being the best. I give it an 8 because it's too short but oh so funny.

Chaney, Webmaster/Treasurer of Insanity
NewYorkette@webtv.net

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Jon Events

All times Central. Not liable for emotional distress resulting from incorrect listings.

• Jon is on the cover of (and inside of) Esquire. Thanks to Hayley.

• Let's make Jon GQ Man of the Year! Go to http://www.subscriberdirect.com/gq/moty01/demo_survey.cfm to vote. Thanks to Hayley.

• June 6 (or 5 or 7), Wed, syndicated (check local listings) -- The Nanny: Kissing Cousins.

• June 10, Sun, 12:15 pm, &
• June 15, Fri, 9:45 pm, HBO Comedy -- Office Party. This is a thirteen minute comic film about a group of office workers who are fretting about facing the music the day after their wild doings at an office party. With Tate Donovan, Ralph Macchio, Carol Kane, Clea Lewis, and Jon Stewart. Thanks to Lisa and Brigid.

• June 12 (or 11 or 13), Tues, syndicated (check local listings) -- Spin City: Wall Street. Jon plays a stockbroker.

• July 12 - 22, Montreal -- Jon will performing at the Just For Laughs festival. Thanks to Angela.

• June 15, Fri, 10:38 pm, CBS -- Late Show with David Letterman. I don't think this is a rerun.

• June 16, Sat, 6 pm, &
• June 17, Sun, 2 am, Comedy Central -- Comics Come Home.

• Sept 8, Sat -- Jon will be in Chicago for the Green Tie Ball at A. Finkl & Sons, 2011 N. Southport. The event features music in three tents, hors d'oeuvres, open bar and live and silent auctions. Call 800-965-4827 for more info. Comedy by Jon Stewart, music by the B-52s. Tickets are $350. Thanks to Tamara, Brigid, and Shalini.

• Mon to Thurs, 9 am, 6 pm, 10 pm, 12:30 am (same night) &
• Fri at 9 am & 6 pm, Comedy Central -- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
• See the Late Night TV Page for guests at http://www.interbridge.com/lineups.html#DS

Movies currently airing on television (check local listings for times):
• Big Daddy -- Cinemax and HBO channels.
  (Making of Big Daddy is also airing on HBO channels.)
• Committed -- STARZ channels.
• The Faculty -- Showtime channels and The Movie Channels.
• Mixed Nuts -- Showtime channels.
• Playing By Heart -- STARZ channels
• Wishful Thinking -- The Movie Channel, Showtime channels.

All news contributed by Annie of the SSS unless otherwise noted.
Stewart Supremacist Site: http://home.earthlink.net/~jonstewart/
Join the SSS list for immediate updates and last-minute events.


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