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We're fighting, apparently, with one of
Xena's web sites. It's a huge battle.

— Jon Stewart on the JSEB




April 21, 2001




Crappy Poem, by Annie-Wan
Jon Events


Crappy Poem
by Annie-Wan

The whole point of a newsletter is to give you interesting stuff. News alone isn't really sufficient in my opinion. Yet, if Jon is going to be profiled on a show like 60 Minutes, well, you'd want to know about it, right? Right.

Well, this is still a newsletter, so we go by my rules. The news is here, but so is this crappy poem. I would tell you to enjoy it, but I'm pretty sure you won't, so . . . tolerate. I guess.

Fire up the VCRs
and send the kids aloft.
Tune in to CBS Sunday night
for 60 Minutes with Steve Kroft.

I'm so very sorry.

Annie-Wan, President


Jon Events

All times Central. Not liable for emotional distress resulting from incorrect listings.

Apr 22, Sun, 1 pm, Comedy Central -- Comics Come Home.

Apr 22, Sun, 6 pm, CBS -- 60 Minutes: Steve Kroft profiles Jon Stewart. Woo hoo! Thanks to Hayley and Lori.

Apr 25, Wed, 7 pm, Comedy Central -- American Comedy Awards. I have no idea if Jon will be there, but he is nominated for Funniest Male Performer in a Television Special.

Apr 26, Thurs, 11:30 am, MTV -- TRL Uncensored.

May 3, Thurs, 7 pm, MTV: 20 Most Outrageous Moments.

May 4, Fri, 10 pm, HBOC -- Dennis Miller: Intelligence: A liability? Rerun.

May 4, Fri, 10:30 pm, &
May 5, Sat, 1:30 am, HBOC -- Larry Sanders: Everybody Loves Larry.

May 21, Mon -- The Peabody awards will be presented on May 21 in Manhattan. I doubt it will be televised, but perhaps C-SPAN will be there? We'll see.

• Mon to Thurs, 9 am, 6 pm, 10 pm, 12:30 am (same night) &
• Fri at 9 am & 6 pm, Comedy Central -- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Movies currently airing on television (check local listings for times):
• Big Daddy -- Cinemax and HBO channels.
  (Making of Big Daddy is also airing on HBO channels.)
• Committed -- STARZ channels. Thanks to Lori.
• The Faculty -- Showtime channels and The Movie Channels.
• Mixed Nuts -- FLIX and Showtime channels.
• Playing By Heart -- STARZ & LOVE channels.
• Wishful Thinking -- The Movie Channel, Showtime channels.

All news contributed by Annie of the SSS unless otherwise noted.
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