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 Jon Stewart Intelligence Agency
    A n   u n o f f i c i a l   f a n   c l u b

We're fighting, apparently, with one of
Xena's web sites. It's a huge battle.

— Jon Stewart on the JSEB

 


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WTF?
Or . . . Frequently Asked Questions.

 

Greetings! Read on for all you need to know about us. The Jon News Page is a great place to start stalking catching up on Jon's work. And if your peripheral vision is poor, turn your head slightly to the left for links to our stuff.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Who are you? What are you?
Do you know Jon Stewart? How do I contact him?
What's the Jon News Mailing List?
What do you get out of this? Do you make money off this?
Sign me up! Join us. You know you want to.
How do I quit?
Where can I get a tape of Jon in X?

Who are you? What are you?

We are an unofficial, unisex, Internet-based, Jon Stewart fan club and information site. This club and site represents the union of the original Jon Stewart Estrogen Brigade (JSEB) (archives here) and the old Stewart Supremacist Site (SSS) (archives here). The JSEB is now the radical estrogen wing of the JSIA--a hormonal special forces, if you will. (The SSS has been sent to a beautiful farm with lots of land where it can run around with flowers and pretty children to play with it, please don't cry.) If you haven't seen it already, read the JSIA's mission statement.

Do you know Jon Stewart?

No.

Really?

A few of us have had the good fortune of Jon Encounters, but none of us (to our knowledge) "knows" him. Jon does not endorse this site, nor has he acknowledged that he has ever visited it. He has mentioned at least twice his awareness of (or at least was forced to become aware of) the JSEB here and here, but that does not amount to a special relationship with him. Frankly, we don't want to bother him. If you don't believe us and are under the impression that we have a direct line to him, them please remove your cap and replace it with one made out of heavy-duty aluminum.

Thus far it appears that Jon cannot and does not want to be contacted via e-mail. If you'd like to write him or anyone on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart here's the mailing address. (Yes, you have to buy a stamp. Oh the humanity!)

Jon Stewart
c/o The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
733 11th Avenue
New York, NY 10019-5051

What's the Jon News Mailing List?

An e-mailed source for Jon TV appearances, standup dates, magazine alerts, your more reliable gossip, links, etc. The JSIA, with massive help from visitors, strangers (sometimes even promoters and journalists), and its 1700+ members, is committed to getting you the freshest, tastiest Jon news out there. E-mail volume is low and you WILL NOT GET SPAM. But you will get the ads that Yahoo sticks into each e-mail, unfortunately.

We keep no official rolls or track any of your personal information. Our numbers are determined solely by the number of people on the list (1700+). Leave by unsubscribing from the list (see instructions below).

What do you get out of this? Do you make money off this?

No, running this site costs a small fortune. We have never made a profit or even broken even on this site or any of its predecessors. We used to take donations, and those are reflected on our accounting page because we believe in accountability. If you're looking for a place to host your site, Dreamhost has been our server from the beginning. Our ranking at Alexa.com is "Very Fast (85% of sites are slower)". We get a referral fee if you sign up through us. Click this link or click on any of the Dreamhost boxes at the bottom of each page.

Sign me up!

Joining the list makes you a JSIA member. We don't sell or give out e-mail addresses. Annie started the list back in 1999 on the Stewart Supremacist Site with one subscriber named Katie who good-naturedly played along and pretended that she was on a "list." Since all posts are moderated, there is no spam. You can NOT post to this list. Only Annie or approved members are allowed to post. If you have any trouble joining, please contact Annie. There are two ways to join:

1) E-Mail. Send a blank e-mail to:
    JSIA-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

2) Web. If you have a Yahoo account or are willing to sign up for one, you can sign up directly at:
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/JSIA/

How do I leave?

Send a blank e-mail from the address from which you're subscribed to:
    JSIA-UNsubscribe@yahoogroups.com

If you have any problems or need to be removed manually, please contact Annie.

 

Last updated October 10, 2006.


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