Poetry
 Haikus

Melly

- April 19, 2002

His pets are crazy.
Thy dog vomits in the night,
The cat is horny.

Sara J.

- April 20, 2002

Deceptive blue eyes,
Tall and towheaded - oh, wait
That's the other guy.

If it's called Daily
Why is it that it's only
On four days a week?

Comedian Jon
He's the one I adore so
My inspiration.

Why do we love him?
There are so many reasons
Too many to count.

MoronWalk@aol.com

- September 11, 1999
Winner of the JSEB haiku contest

Dryly sarcastic,
Self-deprecating humor,
Who could ask for more?

Last updated September 2, 2002.