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 Jon Stewart Intelligence Agency
    A n   u n o f f i c i a l   f a n   c l u b

We're fighting, apparently, with one of
Xena's web sites. It's a huge battle.

— Jon Stewart on the JSEB




The Fan Files



- April 19, 2002

His pets are crazy.
Thy dog vomits in the night,
The cat is horny.

Sara J.

- April 20, 2002

Deceptive blue eyes,
Tall and towheaded - oh, wait
That's the other guy.

If it's called Daily
Why is it that it's only
On four days a week?

Comedian Jon
He's the one I adore so
My inspiration.

Why do we love him?
There are so many reasons
Too many to count.

- September 11, 1999
Winner of the JSEB haiku contest

Dryly sarcastic,
Self-deprecating humor,
Who could ask for more?


Last updated September 2, 2002.

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