Jon's book, in Bali:

Jon's autograph, in Cancun:

Jon's autograph, in a hotel near the Eiffel Tower:

Jon's autograph in front of the Taj Mahal:

Jon's autograph, on a remote beach on the Great Barrier Reef, Australia:

Jon's autograph, in a camel-drawn buggy near the Great Pyramids in Egypt.
A nice buggy, with venetian blinds:

Jon's autograph, in Tokyo at dusk:

Jon's autograph, in Moscow, at dawn:

Jon's autograph, in heaven.
Yes, heaven has carpet: