ABOUT US

The Jon Stewart Intelligence Agency - Shadow Consortium

The JSIA is run by the Shadow Consortium, so named because on February 2, we saw it. Not our shadows -- IT. We're not telling you what IT is. The Shadow Consortium was hand-selected, so don't ask to be selected. When you are selected, you will know. Ask no more questions. Click names to read bios.

Note that we have NO affiliation with Jon Stewart or Comedy Central and cannot contact him. Please read our disclaimer.

Annie, annieJS99      atthedomain      aol.com -- Director, Webmaster.

Chaney, Executive Director, Webmaster.

Kelly, Executive Director, Department of Jon's Quick-Witted Cynicism.

Melly, Executive Director, Department of Jon's Eyes.

Krissy, Executive Director, Department of Odds and Ends.

Assistant Directors.

Dani, Department of Propaganda, Jon Stewart Biographer.
Period of service: May 1, 2002 to present.
Note: Dani was Secretary of Propaganda on the SSS.

Julie (aka Jewlie), Department of Jew Hags the World Over
Period of service: July 1, 2002 to present.

Sara J., Department of On-Stage Stewartlust
Period of service: May 22, 2002 to present.

Shalini, Department of Sloth
Period of service: October 6, 2001 to present

Shelly, Department of Jon's Jewey Goodness
Period of service: June 11, 2002 to present.

Last updated October 10, 2006.